Here is the private message conversation that we had.
Dirk: Oh, check India off the list of girls for me.
You should review your Tinder dates on my boobs and gaming site
Me: Do it dude!
Dirk: I dunno
Thats a lot of work
Plus maybe I want to forget some haha
Me: Dude as much work as that crappy review you wrote for our other site
Who cares. Be like, "Banged an Indian, gave me flashbacks of Delhi, smelled like curry."
Dirk: Oh this is hilarious so I wasn't expecting to bang so I didn't have any condoms with me and we were at her place she is like don't worry I got some
Me: It's already gold
Dirk: pulls out a box of magnums
Me: Boobs and gaming material for sure
Dirk: I was like wtf.
Me: YES! BIG DICK DIRK!
Dirk: I was like great. this is gonna slide right off.
Actually I didn't bust that night cuz I was drunk and condoms suck.
Me: That's perfect
Permission to put on BoobsAndGaming please?
Dirk: But I did it again in the morning and victory was achieved. then she made me pancakes.
Me: Holy shit! Thats gold buddy.
I am posting this shit