Mortal Kombat X is finally here and it is time to look at some all new boobs. So if your hand is not to tired from jerkin' your joystick, hang around and see what we think of the evolution of one of the hottest women in Mortal Kombat: KITANA
I am doing my best not to include every Mortal Kombat because there are a million reboots of essentially the same game. We will take a look at every instance that Kitana is a playable character and the game is not a reboot of a previous version (The only exception in this list is MK Deception because I love the Australian Cleavage that she has showing in that cameo).
I am doing my best not to include every Mortal Kombat because there are a million reboots of essentially the same game. We will take a look at every instance that Kitana is a playable character and the game is not a reboot of a previous version (The only exception in this list is MK Deception because I love the Australian Cleavage that she has showing in that cameo).
We get our first look at Kitana back in 1993 when she appeared in Mortal Kombat II. We no longer had to stare at Sonya Blade. We got a taste of some real hotties with Kitana and her essential duplicate Mileena. The problem was that Kitana was hiding her tiny little B-cups under blue gymnastics leotard. I guess the world just wasn't ready for sexy women in video games yet. Blood and gore are of course fine for our young children.
Kitana goes dormant for MK3 and MK4 but shows up some reboots of those games. It is not until Deadly Alliance that we get to play with our fabulous lady in a whole new game. And this time we get to see her fabulous rack through her webbed shirt. A couple strings across her now large C-cups or maybe small Ds. And thanks to new generation gaming in 2002, we get to see these tatas with the graphics of a Game Cube, PS2 or Xbox!
Kitana makes a cameo in Mortal Kombat Deception. She has decided that the only thing important is her face and arms. She decides to do battle in her panties and a fabulous long sleeve shirt that gives us a glorious shot of cleavage and underboob. Did Mortal Kombat go to far? Maybe there was some backlash about mostly naked women. I dunno, I am lazy and not a reporter. I am a boob lover. It is sad to say that when MK: Armageddon came out they covered up Kitana's cans with a thin layer of mesh. They also shrunk her large mammaries back down to B-cups. I'm not complaining. I love a nice set of Bs. I JUST CAN"T SEE THEM NOW!
So finally in 2011, Mortal Kombat comes out with another game that is not a spin-off or a remake. It is aptly called Mortal Kombat. We have once again stepped up to the next generation of systems (Xbox 360, PS3 and PC) It's back! Our long awaited cleavage shot has returned. A few strings across some busty cleavage and I can now manhandle two joysticks at once. And unlike with my gaming controller, I always win when I play with the other joystick. Kitana's boobs have once again ballooned to the size that they were in Deception and she has also stepped up he abdominal workouts; sporting a serious six pack.
And finally, just when it seemed like the fighter genre was starting to die off, we are blessed with MKX. I am sure that when they tried to count up their Mortal Kombat games at this point (16) they figured that canonically they were around 9 or 10. Fuck it, lets just call it X so super nerdy fucking games don't go "Well technically you are at 9 since ...." Shut the fuck up we don't want to argue with you geeks. With our present graphics capabilities, we can finally make much more intricate outfits. With this added technology Kitana actually gets some form of armor. Some mail around the shoulders and fun bags. Finally someone decided to protect Kitana's jugs with something other than a few strings, spandex or mesh. Is this new outfit, Kitana's most sexy and revealing outfit to date? No, but it finally looks like she is ready for a fight so put your erections away and start mashing buttons!
Kitana goes dormant for MK3 and MK4 but shows up some reboots of those games. It is not until Deadly Alliance that we get to play with our fabulous lady in a whole new game. And this time we get to see her fabulous rack through her webbed shirt. A couple strings across her now large C-cups or maybe small Ds. And thanks to new generation gaming in 2002, we get to see these tatas with the graphics of a Game Cube, PS2 or Xbox!
Kitana makes a cameo in Mortal Kombat Deception. She has decided that the only thing important is her face and arms. She decides to do battle in her panties and a fabulous long sleeve shirt that gives us a glorious shot of cleavage and underboob. Did Mortal Kombat go to far? Maybe there was some backlash about mostly naked women. I dunno, I am lazy and not a reporter. I am a boob lover. It is sad to say that when MK: Armageddon came out they covered up Kitana's cans with a thin layer of mesh. They also shrunk her large mammaries back down to B-cups. I'm not complaining. I love a nice set of Bs. I JUST CAN"T SEE THEM NOW!
So finally in 2011, Mortal Kombat comes out with another game that is not a spin-off or a remake. It is aptly called Mortal Kombat. We have once again stepped up to the next generation of systems (Xbox 360, PS3 and PC) It's back! Our long awaited cleavage shot has returned. A few strings across some busty cleavage and I can now manhandle two joysticks at once. And unlike with my gaming controller, I always win when I play with the other joystick. Kitana's boobs have once again ballooned to the size that they were in Deception and she has also stepped up he abdominal workouts; sporting a serious six pack.
And finally, just when it seemed like the fighter genre was starting to die off, we are blessed with MKX. I am sure that when they tried to count up their Mortal Kombat games at this point (16) they figured that canonically they were around 9 or 10. Fuck it, lets just call it X so super nerdy fucking games don't go "Well technically you are at 9 since ...." Shut the fuck up we don't want to argue with you geeks. With our present graphics capabilities, we can finally make much more intricate outfits. With this added technology Kitana actually gets some form of armor. Some mail around the shoulders and fun bags. Finally someone decided to protect Kitana's jugs with something other than a few strings, spandex or mesh. Is this new outfit, Kitana's most sexy and revealing outfit to date? No, but it finally looks like she is ready for a fight so put your erections away and start mashing buttons!
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