Sex Scenes: Guy on Girl x 3, Girl on Girl x 2, 3-Way MFF
The film starts off getting right to the point. Lucy (Mary Carey) is on a blind date and gets busy with a douche of a date named Travis (Frankie Cullen). Then we get to the heart of the matter. Candy (Sophia Bella) runs a bowling alley that she inherited from her grandfather. The problem is that she is technically only leasing it from her landlord, Mr. Grabowski. Grabowski is totally about to sell of this giant money pit and there is nothing Candy can do. Candy goes to see Frank (Ryan Driller) for legal advice ... and to bang of course. While Candy is trying to figure out how to get out of her contract Lucy and Jenn (Krissy Lynn) are coming up with a way to raise the money to buy the alley flat out from Grabowski. They get so excited about their idea that they bang each other.
The great plan is to have a bikini bowling competition. A bunch of pervs can come and donate money and enter in raffles to win the girls' bikinis after the big event. The even goes off without a hitch. The gang raises thousands of dollars. The problem is that they need millions. Time to put those brains (and vaginas) back to work.
The new plan is to get Troy Smith, (Frankie Dell) quite possibly the best bowler ever challenge them for the bowling alley. Troy has to be in on this deal, because he totally learned to bowl in this very alley as a child. This is the deal; Troy bowls against Candy, Lucy and Jenn left handed. If he wins, he gets to bang Candy. If he loses, he will give her the money to keep the alley. You know, because professional bowlers are so rich they can toss millions around from their lucrative "sports" career.
Matt (Eric Masterson) decides to train all three women before the big match. Turns out Matt is the friend type that always loved Lucy and she just never realized it. He tells her how great she is. They bang. Candy's arm hurts so much from the training that Jenn decides to give her a massage. And then they bang.
Game day finally comes and Troy decides that banging Candy isn't worth all the hassle. He tries to get out of the deal by telling them he gets to bowl right handed and if he wins, he gets to plow all three of them! Oh snap! This doesn't deter Candy one bit. She accepts the challenge and TADA! The girls win. After watching their jugs bounce around for a good 30 minutes of bowling Troy might have found a soft spot in his heart for the ladies (and a hard spot in his pants) and decided that he should save the alley anyway.
Woohoo Candy gets to keep the bowling alley! But now there is no 4 way ... so sad. But wait! Candy thinks she might have pulled a muscle. Jenn can certainly massage that out. And since Frank is only good at two things, law and banging women, he mine as well help out with the celebratory three way.
Review: My favorite trio is back and they are in a more coherent story than they were in Atomic Hotel Erotica. The Great Bikini Bowling Bash is B-movie skin flick action at its best. We start off with a sex scene right off the bat and get 5 more in the next 80 minutes. That is pretty good ration in my world. Group sex, girl on girl, girl on guy, this film has it all. The three starlets are a perfect combination for everyone. Do you like a tall blonde with huge fake tits? How about a slightly thicker woman with pasty white skin? Maybe you want something in between. It doesn't matter because these ladies cover all your bases. The plot, dialogue campyness are everything you would expect a great titty movie. This crew actually leaves a porn house to go an film on site in a real bowling alley! Holy crap! I give The Great Bikini Bowling Bash 7 out of 10 Boobs.