First off, lets talk about Steam Clean. Steam Clean is a new review series where I play games that have been sitting in my steam account for a very long time. These games are most likely irrelevant to the gaming world by this point, but I am playing them anyway because I paid for them during one of those addicting Steam sales.
Alice: Alice the Madness Returns is a phenomenal game. If you read bad reviews about it being repetitive or there are errors in how the character moves, punch those people in the hoo hoo. The game mechanics are fine. Its a platformer. That means the entire game is about jumping from platform to platform. Some times the jumps are difficult or frustrating. Well that's the point. You run around and jump on things ... over and over again. Alice breaks up this monotony in a number of ways. First is really cool paper art style cut scenes.