First off, this game has no intro. When you install it and open it for the first time, the game starts immediately. AAAAHHHH! What do I do? Click. That's it. In a matter of seconds, you have mastered all the skills necessary to play this game. You don't even need to be an accurate clicker. Click anywhere and you are playing the game. In fact, I soon found out that you don't even need to click. The "enemy's" health meter drops regardless of what you do. What do you get for mastering the art of clicking (or not clicking)? Well you get a scantily clad woman moaning and throwing money at you! Holy shit! What could be better than a busty woman moaning in front of you and actually paying YOU to watch? The answer is nothing.
As you mouse over the gold that comes spilling from the breasts of these women, you add it to your ever growing horde of cash. You can then spend the cash upgrading things. This is the part where you say "Gadzooks Alfonze, that sounds a lot like an RPG. Am I going to have utilize a talent tree or do research on crafting new materials?" No. Of course not. That shit is boring. Who wants to spend a day sewing silly vest? Sakura Clicker brilliantly eliminates all the hassle of upgrading shit. Just click furiously and you will have new party members furiously killing or clicking the broads that pop up in front of you. Before you even ask, the answer is no. Why would you have to manage your party? What do you think this is, Final Fantasy Tactics? The party is just there and they just do shit so you can wank while girls moan and throw money on your lap.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any better you find out that you don't even have to play Sakura Clicker to get gold! That's right. You may have paid some Asian kid to farm gold and pelts for you when you played World of War Craft while you went to school. Well those days are over for you my young chap. Sakura Clicker has solved your woes. While you are school, your scantily clad mercenary squad is clicking on an endless barrage of Japanese boobs. Now you can spend all that gold to upgrade some weapons and skills while more girls moan into your headphones and spew more gold than Scrooge McDuck's vault all over your screen.
I think that there is no doubt that after you play this masterpiece, you will agree with me that Sakura Clicker is the game of the decade. Download this free miracle right away and start clicking ... or don't click. You win either way!